Flow of Laughs
The Ultimate Collection of 100+ Plumbing Jokes and Puns
Is your sense of humor clogged? Does your funny bone have a leak? You have come to the right place. Here at 907 Heating and Plumbing, we believe a good day starts with a well-functioning home and a healthy dose of laughter. While we are experts at handling your pipes, drains, and water heaters, we also have a tap for endless jokes.
We have compiled the ultimate list of 100+ plumbing jokes, puns, and one-liners that are so bad, they are good. Get ready to pipe down and enjoy this collection of humor that is sure to unclog any bad mood. Share them with your family, your coworkers, and your favorite plumber!
Why Do Plumbers Have the Best Sense of Humor?
Before we dive into the jokes, have you ever wondered why plumbing and humor go so well together? It is all about the pressure. Plumbers work under pressure to solve complex problems, and humor is a fantastic way to relieve that stress. A good laugh can fix a lot, and while we would not use a joke to fix a leaky pipe, it certainly makes the day brighter for our team at 907 Heating & Plumbing.
The Main Event: Our Massive List of 100+ Plumbing Jokes
Classic Plumbing Puns
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Why did the plumber break up with his girlfriend? She always left the sink dripping.
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I wanted to be a plumber, but I could not stand the pipe dreams.
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What is a plumber’s favorite type of music? Rap.
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Never trust a plumber who does not have a good ring to them.
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Did you hear about the plumber who was also a musician? He had a great tube.
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Why was the toilet paper so good at its job? It knew how to roll with it.
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What do you call a plumber who works backwards? A drain!
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Why don’t plumbers ever get lost? They always know which way the flow goes.
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What’s a plumber’s favorite exercise? Pipe squats!
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Why did the plumber go to therapy? He had too many pipe issues.
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What do you call a plumber’s autobiography? “Pipe Dreams and Water Schemes.”
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Why are plumbers great comedians? They know how to deliver the punch line!
Toilet Humor (The Good Kind!)
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Why did the toilet roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.
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What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed.
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I was going to tell a toilet joke, but it is too crude.
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Why did the man get fired from the toilet manufacturing company? He got caught goofing off on the job.
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What is a toilet’s favorite party game? Leap Loo.
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Why don’t toilets ever win arguments? They always get flushed out!
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What’s a toilet’s favorite type of movie? A flush-ion film!
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Why did the toilet paper go to school? To get more refined!
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What do you call a toilet that sings? A loo-natic!
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Why are toilets bad at keeping secrets? They always spill everything!
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What’s a toilet’s favorite dance? The flush-ion!
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Why did the toilet apply for a job? It wanted to make a good impression!
Pipe-Themed One-Liners
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I am reading a book on anti-gravity plumbing. It is impossible to put down.
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What did the pipe say to the fitting? “You complete me.”
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Why are plumbers so good at solving problems? They always know how to work around a bend.
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What is a plumber’s favorite snake? A drain snake.
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Why did the faucet get an award? For being outstanding in its field.
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What do you call a pipe that tells jokes? A funny bone!
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Why don’t pipes ever get tired? They’re always under pressure!
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What’s a pipe’s favorite social media? Insta-drain!
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Why did the pipe go to the doctor? It had a case of the bends!
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What do you call a pipe that’s always happy? Copper-ative!
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Why are pipes great at relationships? They know how to connect!
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What’s a pipe’s favorite game? Pipeline!
Jokes for the Whole Family
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What do you call a fake pipe? A faucet.
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Why did the plumber cross the road? To get to the leak side.
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How does a plumber say hello? “How are you draining?”
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What is a plumber’s favorite movie? “The Sink Redemption.”
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Why are plumbers always calm? Because they know how to handle the pressure.
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What do you call a plumber’s favorite vegetable? Leeks!
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Why don’t plumbers ever get bored? There’s always something flowing!
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What’s a plumber’s favorite breakfast? Pipe-cakes!
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Why did the sink break up with the faucet? It was tired of the drips!
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What do you call a plumber who’s also a detective? Sherlock Drains!
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Why are bathtubs so smart? They always know when to drain!
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What’s a plumber’s favorite holiday? Leak Day!
Drain and Clog Comedy
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What do you call a drain that won’t stop talking? A motor-mouth!
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Why don’t drains ever get invited to parties? They always bring everyone down!
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What’s a clogged drain’s favorite sport? Bowl-ing!
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Why did the hair go to the drain? It wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a drain that’s always negative? A downer!
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Why are drains terrible at hiding? They always go down first!
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What’s a drain’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal (because it’s always clogged)!
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Why don’t drains make good comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
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What do you call a drain with a college degree? Well-educated waste!
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Why did the drain go to therapy? It had deep-seated issues!
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What’s a drain’s motto? “What goes down, must stay down!”
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Why are shower drains so popular? They’re always the center of attention!
Water Heater Humor
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Why did the water heater go to anger management? It had a hot temper!
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What do you call a water heater that tells stories? A hot air balloon!
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Why don’t water heaters ever get cold feet? They’re always heated!
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What’s a water heater’s favorite season? Summer, obviously!
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Why did the water heater break up with the furnace? It was getting too heated!
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What do you call a water heater’s autobiography? “Fifty Shades of Steam!”
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Why are water heaters bad at poker? They always show their hand when they’re heating up!
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What’s a water heater’s favorite dance? The hot stepper!
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Why don’t water heaters make good librarians? They can’t handle the pressure quietly!
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What do you call a water heater in winter? Essential!
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Why did the water heater join a band? It wanted to make hot music!
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What’s a water heater’s favorite pickup line? “I can really turn up the heat!”
Faucet and Fixture Fun
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Why did the faucet go to school? To improve its flow-cabulary!
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What do you call a faucet that’s always crying? A weeping spout!
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Why don’t faucets ever win races? They’re always running but never get anywhere!
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What’s a faucet’s favorite type of TV show? Drip-mas specials!
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Why did the sink faucet become a therapist? It was good at letting things flow out!
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What do you call a faucet that’s also a magician? Houdini-drip!
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Why are bathroom fixtures so gossipy? They’re always spilling the tea!
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What’s a shower head’s favorite hobby? Making it rain!
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Why did the faucet handle go to the gym? To get a better grip!
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What do you call a faucet that’s always punctual? A timer-tap!
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Why don’t faucets make good secret agents? They always leak information!
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What’s a bathtub’s favorite social media platform? Splash-chat!
Plumber Profession Jokes
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Why don’t plumbers ever retire? They’re always working on their pipe-line!
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What do you call a plumber’s vacation? A working holiday – they’re always fixing things!
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Why did the plumber become a philosopher? He wanted to go deeper than just surface problems!
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What’s a plumber’s favorite type of poetry? Flowing verse!
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Why are plumbers great at relationships? They know how to fix things when they go wrong!
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What do you call a plumber who moonlights as a chef? A pipe-line cook!
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Why don’t plumbers ever get stage fright? They’re used to performing under pressure!
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What’s a plumber’s favorite card game? Flush!
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Why did the plumber start a blog? He had a lot of pipe-dreams to share!
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What do you call a plumber’s favorite workout? Pipe push-ups!
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Why are plumbers so trustworthy? They never let you down the drain!
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What’s a plumber’s favorite superhero? Aqua-man!
Bonus Round – Extra Flowing Fun!
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Why did the water bill go to therapy? It had too many issues to resolve!
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What do you call a plumber’s favorite dessert? Pipe-apple pie!
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Why don’t sinks ever get jealous? They know everyone needs to come to them eventually!
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What’s the best thing about plumber jokes? They never get old – they just keep flowing!
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Why did the plumber write a book? He wanted to share his pipe wisdom with the world!
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What do you call a plumber’s favorite game show? “The Price is Right… for a Service Call!”
Beyond the Jokes: Trust 907 Heating and Plumbing with Your Real Pipes
While we love a good laugh, we take our plumbing work very seriously. Jokes can fix a mood, but they cannot fix a burst pipe or a clogged drain. If your home’s plumbing needs more than just a punchline, the professional team at 907 Heating and Plumbing is here to help.
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Drain Cleaning & Unclogging
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Leak Detection & Repair
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Water Heater Installation & Repair
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Fixture Installation
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Pipe Repair & Replacement
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And Much More!
Did We Miss Your Favorite Plumbing Joke?
We hope this list brought a smile to your face. The world of plumbing is full of fun puns and hilarious situations. If you have a plumbing joke we should add to our list, contact us and let us know!
And remember, when your home’s plumbing needs professional attention, don’t try to joke your way out of it. Call the experts at 907 Heating and Plumbing for honest, dependable service that will really fix the leak.
Schedule your service today and let us handle the pipes, so you can get back to the laughs!